I have bad gas and a date tomorrow is there anything to do or I can buy to control it?

Serious question people if go out to eat are there foods I should avoid or should I buy something at the pharmacy to help control it? I don't want any slipups tomorrow evening especially if we end up at my place at the end of the night.I have bad gas and a date tomorrow is there anything to do or I can buy to control it?
Get a *********I have bad gas and a date tomorrow is there anything to do or I can buy to control it?
Avoid jitter-inducing caffeine at all costs - in coffee, tea, chocolate or soda form. And especially avoid the last one. Drink water before and during your date to keep your ';plumbing'; working as it should. Also stay away from the usual suspects - broccoli, brussel sprouts, cabbage, onions, peanuts, raisins, steak, breads, milk products - when in doubt, leave it out. Gas develops when the digestive system cannot break down the sugars in certain foods. Instead, stick to lean meats, fish, poultry. At dinner, keep your portions light, and avoid gum or breath mints, as these will generate more gas.





The key thing is to relax. Your nervous system and digestive system can work together to work against YOU, so if you can take the edge off beforehand - perhaps start your date off with a romantic glass of wine - that's half the battle won, and you score sophistication points (LOL). Use the toilet before you pick her up (psychologically, this should make you feel less gassy), and maybe keep a Gas-X tablet in your pocket - just knowing that it's there could help give you a sense of security.





It might help to keep in mind that your date is probably too busy worrying about the impression she's going to make on you to be focused on your every move. I hope you have a good time, and who knows, she could secretly have bad gas, too :-)
Don't worry about it. Fact is farts really turn us girls on! We just don't like to let you guys know it. The proof is how we're always changing baby diapers, it's a genetic predisposition towards stinky smell.
Get some gasX or something similar, removes that painful feeling and you won't be farting during the 69.
Buy some Beano or pepto. Or you can go to a Mexican restaurant that has loud music playing and just let them rip
eat your vegetables before your meat during meals, helps with digestion, and reduces gas.
you are very optimistic to think you'll end up at your place if you are farting during the date.
if you have no time to go to a pharmacy to get gas meds, try hot water with lemon...


it helps a bit..
Just take some beano before ya go and there will beano gas, was that answer gay?
stay away from broccoli
Go get a colonics!